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Food (3)

I Asked 8 Chefs to Name the Best Jarred Pasta Sauce — This Is the One They Swear By

Eight professional chefs reveal their unanimous pick for the best jarred pasta sauce you can buy.

  • Eight chefs were surveyed for their jarred sauce recommendation.
  • The article focuses on finding quick alternatives to hours-long homemade sauce simmering.
  • Jarred marinara sauce is the featured product category being evaluated.
Chefs

Datassential Identifies Food and Beverage Trends to Watch in 2027

Datassential reveals 2027 food trends, from banana and anchovy comebacks to CDMX cuisine gaining momentum.

  • 75% of consumers say they're excited about new food and beverage trends heading into 2027.
  • Five late-stage concepts making comebacks: banana, anchovy, mango, old fashioned, and deli salads.
  • Pulque, a fermented agave beverage, surged 147% on alcoholic beverage menus over four years.
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Whole Foods Market Forecasts Top Food Trends for 2027

Whole Foods reveals 2027's biggest food trends, from terroir-focused products to Japanese comfort food and beauty-boosting ingredients.

  • Terroir trend includes brands like Jacobsen Salt Co., Counter Culture Coffee, and Row 7 Seed Co.
  • Whole Foods Trends Council combines forager expertise, buyer insights, and culinary specialists' observations.
  • Row 7 Seed Co.'s tinned vegetables launching in 2027 highlight single organic farms across US.
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Good News (5)

Star Clusters in Van Gogh’s Starry Night Matches Taurus Sky From July 1889, Shows Study

Scientists prove Van Gogh's Starry Night depicts the actual sky from July 1889, not June as previously believed.

  • The painting matches the pre-dawn sky over Saint-Rémy, France, around July 22, 1889, featuring Venus and the Hyades star cluster.
  • Study published in Scientific Reports was conducted by SLLAB and Kyung Hee University's School of Space Research in South Korea.
  • First astronomical re-examination in four decades used Procrustes shape analysis to confirm the five central stars match the Hyades constellation.
Scientific and medical breakthroughs

Minnesota Youth Jumps Onto Runaway School Bus and Saves 18 Kids After Driver has Seizure

Quick-thinking Minnesota man jumps onto moving school bus during driver's seizure, saving 18 students and the driver.

  • Ebro Ahmed, 27, credits watching Grey's Anatomy for staying calm during the emergency.
  • The heroic rescue was captured on Ya Bricks Snacks and Tobacco's surveillance camera.
  • Ahmed received $1,000 reward but said he wouldn't accept recognition if given the choice.
Acts of kindness and generosity

“Should You Tip for Takeout?” Life’s Everyday Dilemmas Are Food for Thought in New Book

College professors tackle everyday dilemmas like tipping for takeout using logic, economics, and philosophy to help readers think more rationally.

  • Authors Saul Levmore and Ward Farnsworth draw from law, economics, philosophy, sports, and rhetoric.
  • Book uses 37% optimal stopping theory to help readers choose romantic partners mathematically.
  • Farnsworth says tipping for takeout is now a norm, so you should tip a reasonable amount.

Forget what you know about bed bugs.

Mark Rober reveals the surprisingly simple, chemical-free methods that actually work to eliminate bed bugs.

  • Bed bugs can survive 3-6 months without food, or up to 10 months in cold environments.
  • Diatomaceous earth achieved 90% mortality rate in 10 days versus 12% for commercial Hot Shot spray.
  • Heat above 122 degrees Fahrenheit kills bed bugs instantly with no possibility of immunity buildup.

People are praising 96-year-old grandma’s advice to ‘separate your actions from your feelings’

A 96-year-old grandma's viral Reddit post reveals her Depression-era wisdom on powering through feelings to stay disciplined.

  • Grandma lived through WWII and rationing, didn't have luxury of waiting to feel good to work.
  • Her exact advice: "Don't lie to yourself by using your feelings as an excuse."
  • Reddit user Limp_Edu4797 shared the post in a discipline-focused subforum, sparking thousands of supportive comments.
Local (10)

Where I Live: Arlington’s Andrew Piel finds a leafy oasis in the city

Andrew Piel discovered his perfect Arlington home in 2008, complete with a serene backyard oasis overlooking Rush Creek and Veterans Park.

  • Piel was born at Arlington Memorial Hospital in 1972, the same year the Texas Rangers arrived in Texas.
  • He reconnected with his wife Anna after discovering they attended the same preschool class in Arlington at age 4.
  • Rush Creek and Veterans Park sit just 20 yards behind his property, hosting wildlife including bobcats, coyotes, hawks, and owls.
Parks and recreation

Samuel Otieno Rachuonyo – Nov.

Beloved caregiver Samuel Otieno Rachuonyo, 70, passes away, leaving legacy of compassion and dedication.

  • Born November 20, 1955, in Homabay, Kenya to Elisha Rachunyo and Silibia Oich.
  • Devoted his life to caring for individuals with special needs.
  • Will be laid to rest in Kendu Bay, Kenya.

Benjamin Ngei Kisumbah – Sept.

Beloved Kenya-born resident Benjamin Ngei Kisumbah, 59, passes away in Texas, leaving lasting impact on community.

  • Born Sept. 27, 1967, in Makueni, Kenya to Richard Kisumbah Mwania and Lois Musili.
  • Died Oct. 20, 2026, at age 59 in Humble, Texas.
  • Survived by devoted wife Annet Wanja Nyaga, children, and wide circle of family and friends.

Fort Worth Symphony CEO Keith Cerny departs in January

Fort Worth Symphony Orchestra CEO Keith Cerny departs in January for undisclosed arts leadership role outside Texas.

  • Cerny led FWSO since 2019, collaborating with music director Robert Spano hired in 2022.
  • He previously served as Dallas Opera general director from 2010 to 2017.
  • Cerny holds degrees from UC Berkeley, Harvard Business School MBA, and Open University doctorate.
Live music and concerts

Read I-30 will be shut down in Downtown Dallas this weekend.

Major interstate closure hits Downtown Dallas this weekend—here's what you need to know.

  • I-30 shutdown is part of the Canyon project construction plan.
  • Closure affects Downtown Dallas specifically during the weekend period.
  • Drivers should plan alternate routes to avoid major traffic delays.

DFW Weather: Warmer than normal temperatures continue.

North Texas stays unseasonably warm as mild temperatures persist through the week.

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Dallas elementary school ranks No.

A Dallas elementary school ranks among Texas' best, while the State Fair rebounds with record attendance.

  • Sudie L. Williams Talented and Gifted Academy is No. 1 in Dallas-Fort Worth.
  • State Fair of Texas drew 2.1 million visitors in 2026, rebounding from 2025 lows.
  • 53rd annual Cattle Baron's Ball at Southfork Ranch hosted over 3,000 attendees October 17.
Community programsLocal events and festivals

It's spooky season at these North Texas arts organizations

North Texas arts groups transform Halloween weekend with spooky performances, from Día de los Muertos concerts to witchy Shakespeare and immersive dance.

  • Dallas Symphony Orchestra performs Día de los Muertos on October 30 at Meyerson Symphony Center with mariachi groups.
  • Avant Chamber Ballet presents Philip Glass' Dracula with live music October 30-31, reimagined by choreographer Katie Puder.
  • Meow Wolf Grapevine hosts adults-only Cosmic Howl October 31, 10 p.m.–2 a.m., with four stages and DJs.
Live music and concerts
Tech (5)

The AI graveyard: a running list of projects and startups that didn’t make it

Dozens of AI startups and features have failed, revealing hard lessons about hype, competition, and sustainability in the booming sector.

  • Relay, a Zapier alternative, shut down in August after five years as competitors built similar tools.
  • Character.ai filed for bankruptcy just five years after launching its chatbot platform.
  • About 42% of corporate AI initiatives are ultimately abandoned due to funding, technical, or competitive challenges.

PHP-ocalypse: How two critical web bugs almost broke the internet

Two critical PHP bugs nearly broke the internet before patches were rushed out to millions of vulnerable systems worldwide.

  • Bugs designated CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619, allowing unauthenticated remote access to systems.
  • PHP powers approximately 70% of web-facing internet, making the vulnerability exceptionally widespread.
  • Banks, retailers, hospitals, and government agencies took servers offline Wednesday to patch systems.

Micron’s memory boom: Is the industry's cyclicality really ending?

Micron's memory prices soar 60% while chip shipments stagnate—signaling AI-driven structural change or temporary shortage?

  • DRAM prices rose over 60% sequentially in Q3 while bit shipments barely grew.
  • Micron introduced new take-or-pay customer agreements to reshape risk-sharing in memory contracts.
  • Memory supply constraints now determine AI system processor utilization and productivity levels.

In AI, it's a tale of two diverging investor classes

AI investors split as venture capital pours in while public markets worry about data center spending and infrastructure costs.

  • AI stocks like SpaceX and CoreWeave dropped Thursday over Meta's excessive data center expansion plans.
  • Major earnings reports from Amazon, Alphabet, Microsoft, and Intel arrive next week alongside Anthropic's anticipated IPO.
  • AI discovered vulnerabilities in PHP affecting 70% of websites, forcing urgent security patches across the web.

No signs of AI payoff outside the tech sector

AI productivity gains remain confined to tech sector; broader economy shows no measurable payoff yet.

  • Electrification took a decade of little growth before true benefits appeared across industries.
  • Software has decades of tooling (compilers, linters, leak detectors) that serendipitously helps LLMs be useful.
  • Context scattered across multiple systems or existing only in people's heads is the main adoption bottleneck.
Politics (1)

How MAHA fueled a new wave of doctors running for office

Doctors are flooding into politics this midterm season, directly challenging MAHA's grip on health policy.

  • Seven physicians are specifically running for Congress seats this cycle.
  • Democrats are organizing this counteraction to MAHA's outsized influence on national health policy.
  • Medical professionals view this as a direct response to the Make America Healthy Again agenda.
Congress and legislation